Australian Crickets Edit Meaning

1. A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times. Ryan and Peter suck eacothe..

1. Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better. ..

1. Somebody that puts off something that needs to be done with an excuse that is obvious. Jack - Dude I totally didn't do my homework..