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Dipping your passed out friend's penis in a bowl of ice or ice cream
We gave Matt an ice monkey last night.
See ice, monkey, ice ..
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Short for 'drunk Facebook status updating' Similar connotation to 'drunk dialing' and 'drunk texting'. Dru..
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home improvement projects completed during a depreciating real estate market
I completed the patio project and gained some sweat deprec..