What is Australian Intellectual?
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A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.
Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.
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A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment..