Australium

What is Australium?


1.

The correct name for the element Au. The properties of this fine element are numerous. First, there are no electrons. Rather, the elements 15 neutrons circle around the nucleus. Also, this is the only element on the Periodic Table to have complete sexes. That's right, there are both male and female varieties of these atoms. Note: While they are mostly similar, once or month or so, the female australium do act strangely

But perhaps the most peculiar thing about this element is its atomic weight. -4.pi

Truly, an amazing element to behold

Damn, that Australium messes you up.

No duh, its atomic weight is -4.pi. What did you expect?


58

Random Words:

1. When your girl friend is very attractive, only to cut her hair and become very unattractive. Then you are stuck in a situation where you..
1. A woman's pectorial area. OFten misspelled yabos. Used mostly in the UK. That chick has some nice yaboes! See breast, tit, boob,..
1. Confusion that far surpasses any normal level. "This puzzle has me knipschtinkt!" "Why is that monkey drunk? Im knipsch..