Australium

What is Australium?


1.

The correct name for the element Au. The properties of this fine element are numerous. First, there are no electrons. Rather, the elements 15 neutrons circle around the nucleus. Also, this is the only element on the Periodic Table to have complete sexes. That's right, there are both male and female varieties of these atoms. Note: While they are mostly similar, once or month or so, the female australium do act strangely

But perhaps the most peculiar thing about this element is its atomic weight. -4.pi

Truly, an amazing element to behold

Damn, that Australium messes you up.

No duh, its atomic weight is -4.pi. What did you expect?


58

Random Words:

1. Huge astronomer working in Hamilton, New Zealand building and tweeking his infamous spaceships and extreme overclocked computers. He wil..
1. Sweet tasting, often milky or off white goo that oozes from the vagina during the course of the day/night. Leaves small stains in the g..
1. a really bad way of typing asian. It doesn't save space like the word azn, it just....looks funny. I am azian See mai..