Author

What is Author?


1.

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.

I am the author of this definition

Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"

See Kung-Fu Jesus

2.

someone who writes fucked up and stupid books for stupid people to read. Other times you can be cool if you write books with loads of cuss words in them, or write stuff that is actually interesting and not completely stupid, and full of characters we actually care about

Most authors are horrible at writing.

See someone, who, fucked, up


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