Authorism

What is Authorism?


1.

The irresistible impulse for one to become an author in one form or another. This impulse often affects even those who have no right being an author.

"Did you hear that Ted is trying to write a book?"

"No! What is he thinking? He can barely string together two words! He must be suffering from Authorism."

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