Authoriticious Edit Meaning

1. what you have just said makes me so happy that I have just squeezed out a turd. You are sweet, intelligent, you have a wonderfully vibr..

1. one of the many things i wish i had If only i wasn't hung like a crayon and had a gian black penis See asymptote..

1. The act of jizzing on the circumference of a girl's neck. Afterward, she appears to have a necklace made of glass. I gave that chi..