Authoriticious Edit Meaning

1. Old lady figure skater who hogs up the center ice practicing her spins. "Nobody can practice figure skating today because the ice ..

1. Beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, usually done to save time. hold on, I need to go dumpsterbate See dump, masterb..

1. The Six Joker's Cards are as follows: Carnival of Carnage, the Ringmaster, Riddlebox, the Great Milenko, the Amazing Jeckel Brother..