Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

[flaming Dilrod]

1. When a person plugs in a curling iron until it gets scorching hot and sticks it in their pooper for sexual pleasure. "I gotta take..

Hand Virgin

1. Someone who has never spanked the monkey. Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)? Man 2: What about him? Man: He's a hand virgin! ..

Useless Whore

1. A socialite that inspires young women to party and be of no use to anyone. Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan or any other use..

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