Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Jizz My Pants

1. the most amazing song ever. used as a very sexual joke. great for sexy parties best friends jizz their pants for each other *friend..

Zoltan

1. a phrase and hand gesture used by the geeks in bubble wrap in the movie "Dude Wheres My Car" I love when we do the zoltan ges..

Chingamiga

1. Combination of Chingar (to fuck) and amiga(friend) ....meaning fuck buddy... also see chingamigo no quiero una novia solo una chingam..

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