Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Randomise

1. verb To engage random strangers in the art of conversation. This activity is encouraged by the use of drink or drugs (allegedly). noun..

W.w.t.d.

1. What Would Tyra Do. As in Tyra Banks. Kind of like W.W.J.D. but with pizzaz. Tyra loves to talk about herself and explain how she does t..

Alaska Pipeliner

1. To take a shit, freeze it and reinsert it bob: I'm bored sexually we should try something new Melvin: How about an alaska pipelin..

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