Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Garking

1. Bad things you do in the bathroom, i.e. vomiting I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy'..

Jabberwalkie

1. a fatty, or rather large person your mom is a jabberwalkie See fatty, fatso, big fuck..

Groothuis

1. The resulting pain from being kicked in the sack (see also nuts, balls, testis, taint grenades). Holy sh** I've got the groothuis,..

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