Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Funktrumpet

1. funk~trumpet A declaration of praise to an object/person, OR Male genitalia "Bob deserves a blow of my Funktrumpet" or ..

Gorpher

1. A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles. Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles..

Zampire

1. A mix of the two horror creatures, Zombie and Vampire. 1) Me and my friend saw a zampire 2) OMFG NAIS!! A zampire! See zampire, vampi..

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