Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Big Jock Knew

1. Saying popularised in Glaswegianfootball, in particular by Old Firmfans. This saying refers to the ex-manager of Celtic Football Club Jo..

Okai

1. varient pronunciation of "okay", pronounced, ah-KAY Get me a tripple Espresso, okai. You do your job right and they still bl..

Alibi

1. If you have an alibi ,you can prove that you were somewhere else when a crime was commited. They alleged that she gave false alibis to ..

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