Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

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Umbrellical Cord

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Rbw

1. random butt wipe when you have to wipe your ass an hour after you just took a dump coz you didn't wipe sufficiently before. "..

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