Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Poo Spew

1. When toilet water spews up and nails the crack of your ass. 10 point splash from a mighty ass bomb. I sat on the toilet trying squeeze..

Zeggey

1. Zoot, Spliff, Joint etc. " Bruv, Stop being a cat(fiend) and send me two on them zeggey."..

Zeis

1. v. trans. (pronounced: zice); def: to screw up; to fail epically in scope (see: epic fail); When Ben lost the Halo match against severa..

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