Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Phlagm Bracket

1. An Over-exxesively jiggly leg calf, usually quite hairy. once upon a time the was a man named Leslie and his phlagm braket was put unde..

Two Can Van Damme

1. Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks. Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had..

Drifloon

1. A ghost/flying balloon pokemon that tries to steal little kids away, but instead these purple balloon pokemon end up being pulled around..

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