Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Smerting

1. Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break. Lisa: "How do they know eachother, ..

E-text

1. The act of sending a text message from an e-mail account. My cell is dead, I'll send you an e-text. See text message, cell phone,..

Hermaphrodite

1. A person, such as myself, who has both maleand female genitals and secondary sex characteristics. Quiet! I'm fucking myself. Need..

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