Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Grandmotherfuckersonofabatchofcookies

1. something Dane Cook would say what Courtney calls Tom you are such a grandmotherfuckersonofabatchofcookies See retarded, gay, cookies..

I Done Wet My Britches

1. To become overwhelmed by something most improbable. Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches. See br..

R.c.i.

1. Acronym for Rectal Cranial Inversion, i.e. someone with their head up their ass. I had an R.C.I. the other day when I forgot that the p..

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