Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Grow A Tail

1. to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail 2. defecate Nah, that's cool..

Zookake

1. a bukakeperformed by an array of zoo animals FRIDAY NIGHT Lincoln Park Zoo: 18+ to get in come see the zookake your favorite giraff..

You Is Anus

1. derogatory term used to assert another individual's disrepute or overall shittiness. "yeah, I can't give you a ride, sor..

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