Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Zombimorgified

1. - Adjective 1. exhausted, as by exertion; fatigued or sleepy: a zombimorgified runner. 2. weary or bored (usually fol. by of): tired..

Gay Pig

1. AKA Callum Deal Callum does pigs evry day in his bath..

Tripstipation

1. A common malady experienced when gasrointestinal motility is directly inverse to the distance from an individual's personal bathroo..

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