Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Mohog

1. The Texas Hold'em starting hand of 8-3. Wow, you folded mohog preflop?? What a noob. See poker, gamble, cards, rockets..

Va Fungool

1. Southern Italian dialect - "Go fuck yourself" You screwed with me and now you want my help? Va fungool! See fuck, fuck yours..

Oap-dophile

1. A younger woman that is attracted to much older (and normally incredibly rich) men. Also know as a 'biddy fiddler'. Prime exam..

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