Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Noobface

1. An condition one whos face contains traces of the mineral known is Noobium, or noob. Also, a totally noobish asshole. Pvppwnzer: You ar..

You And Your...

1. You and your hemorrhoids: Derogative to address a none-too-liked party that implies they have an embarrasing medical condition You an..

Penis Fishing

1. v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in atte..

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