Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Land Sakes Alive

1. Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 19..

Obamood

1. 1. Feeling overjoied and unable to contain widest smile and dance when seeing, listening or… tasting Barack Obama. (Also expressing othe..

Fake Survey

1. What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks..

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