Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Bemuted

1. To shit on someone from a great height. I can't see how my day could get any worse. First a bird bemuted me while I was getting of..

Urinal Mustache

1. When the mens room at your office building has not been cleaned for an amount of time that allows the rim of the urinal to collect pubic..

Oldfags

1. Oldfags are the cause of 50% of the cancer that is killing 4chan. They wouldn't stop bitching about the newfags and the "canc..

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