Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Two Balls For Three Bills

1. Two, One eighth of an ounce, or 3.5 gram clear plastic baggies of cocaine that are tied shut with a knot (see llello; yayo). I am curre..

Eggy Bastard

1. someone that looks like or has the charcteristics of a common red lion egg. "your such an eggy bastard ireand" See eggy, bas..

Disriculous

1. Ridiculous. For use when something is so ridiculous that it cannot even be described in proper English. "Dude, that Jackass epis..

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