Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Ttwl

1. Talk to would later Would = You Brandon: gtg, I have to go drop the browns off at the super bowl Graham: Okay, ttwl See ttyl, ttwl, ..

Uni-task

1. Situation normal. Working in accordance with one's pay rate. Also see semi-tasking. This morning I checked my email, and then I mo..

Rigor Anus

1. n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one&..

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