Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Zippernut

1. The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants. Oooo,..

W00ty Mcw00t W00t

1. The McDonalds sell out of w00t It's Mac time now! W00ty McW00t W00t! 2. A variation of w00t. "I just beat Phazon in Metroi..

Fingeraba

1. the wrong conjugation of the spanish verb "fingir" in the imperfect tense sounds better, and more funny pronounced this way ..

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