Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

I Pity The Fool

1. In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was." I pity the fool who scr..

Ligarette

1. when your high as fuck and your too fucking lazy to say "give me the lighter and cigarette." "SAM! Give me the fucking l..

Pew Face

1. when a person gets jilted at the alter during a wedding on one or more occasion. she's been jilted again, she's a total pew f..

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