Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Urgh-hurgh!

1. Term of exasperation used to command somebody to do something when one is particularly livid - but at the same time amused - about somet..

Operation Tango

1. Hoax perpetrated by fans of Glasgow Rangers FC on their rivals, Glasgow Celtic FC that made the entire Celtic support believe Rangers ha..

Zuggs

1. Zeberated Underminded Gratigious Gorade Syndrome. Zuggs went "rar rar rar!". 2. The Exalted One of the Yellow, Meat Eating,..

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