Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Splinker

1. The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two . Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit See wank..

Genco

1. A small vaginal fart that hums out a room. Sounds like a small mouse burping "is that a small mouse or has someone done a genco!&..

Gerbaldicus

1. An old man who enjoys sexually pleasing his dog or parrot, he cant keep his thoughts to himself and often masturbates in public. MY fri..

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