Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Napsturbation

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Jewburbs

1. A white, extremely wealthy suburb where all of the people are stuck up and the population is almost all Jewish. Did you see that girl i..

Yuppie Puppy

1. The more sinsister offspring of the legendary yuppie of 1980s Britain. Their primary directive at birth is to leave the leafy surburbs ..

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