Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Give-a-toss-a-meter

1. A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news. Well that story about your car journey to work fai..

über-the-shit

1. "greater than The Shit" Used to show the {usually *belief*} of one’s being not just 'The Shit', but even then-some...

Rebestien

1. a cult of spasticated, losers that everyone loves cause theyre so damn cool, Mistaken for being german, this cult originates from a Scie..

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