Auto Cock-block

What is Auto Cock-block?

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

Vma Award

1. An award given to a female after successfully having sex with her in order of Vagina, Mouth, then Ass...or at least we HOPE in that orde..

Pelvic Congestion

1. The female version of blue balls. Pelvic congestion is extremely painful. See blue, balls, pain, women, pelvis..

Klinsmann Dive

1. An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackl..

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