What is Auto Mucus Syndrome?
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The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.
My cell phone can't kill people as well as my finger 3 inches up my nasal cavity
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When a woman does a keg-stand, while visibly pregnant with a child.
I saw my mom's friend do a preg-stand at my graduation party.
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Masturbation with a handkerchief - usually resulting in hanky cum
"Have you been using my handkerchiefs for handkerbation?"
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