What is Auto Mucus Syndrome?
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The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.
My cell phone can't kill people as well as my finger 3 inches up my nasal cavity
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