Auto-blumpkin

What is Auto-blumpkin?

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce

"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

See poop, blowjob, ian, deuce, fellatio

Retarrred

1. 1.To be like a god, or super awesome. 2. A pimp 1. Jason is so retarrred, i want to screw him so badly. 2. That retarrred slapped the..

Lyah

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Satvik

1. a fat cow that likes to poop unicorns Mary: I think I'll go poop some unicorns Lily: NO don't do that!! You'll turn int..

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