What is Auto-blumpkin?
1.
To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
2.
The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce
"Why is Ian taking so long?"
"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"
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someone who is a shit head bitch, who treats her friends like crap to get a boy that only likes her for her ass, because everything else..
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A lie. To speak falsley.
(see also Falcity)
Uh uh, ya honor, that's an untruthatude. I was nowhere in the area when that lady go..