Auto-blumpkin

What is Auto-blumpkin?

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce

"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

See poop, blowjob, ian, deuce, fellatio

Festers

1. ugly rednecks my neighbors are festers See ozzy..

Leardle

1. a shiny food serving utensil with comical qualitys for use with dizzy blonds sluurp from my leardle!..

W00tmon

1. The Jamaican way to say w00t (an expression of happiness or excitement) Jim: Hey Jamaican mon! Jane: You are so awesome mon! Jim: w00..

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