Auto-blumpkin

What is Auto-blumpkin?

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce

"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

See poop, blowjob, ian, deuce, fellatio

Piettey

1. to be obsessed with Canada. "Oliver is so piettey, he painted a giant maple leaf on his car."..

Higher Than Harlem

1. very High higher than Heroin addicts and dealers in Harlem, New York Eddie: yo what the deuce happened to you? Gary: I took some dope..

Korean Meatballs

1. a phrase similar to the dog's bollocks. but a bit funnier tickling chickens are the korean meatballs See boom, toilet, fuck, deer..

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