Auto-blumpkin

What is Auto-blumpkin?

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce

"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

See poop, blowjob, ian, deuce, fellatio

Kierd

1. 1.adj. describing something or someone completely and utterly amazing, tasteful and unique. 2.a term for someone who you admire deeply..

Trap Door Shit

1. A violent shit best described as simulating the act the free-fall that is possible should one kick open a "trap door" and fall..

Zagnuts

1. a person who has large, veiny balls That girl sucked my zagnuts..

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