Auto-blumpkin

What is Auto-blumpkin?

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce

"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

See poop, blowjob, ian, deuce, fellatio

Zajac

1. The act of having sexual relations with animals, beasts, and spartans. I'm gonna Zajac tonight Uh oh Zajac's at it again Se..

Dreamslut

1. someone who often dreams of kissing, snogging, fucking, or other physical actions with various friends andor random people they know. &..

In The Hizo

1. we are gangsters, yo, g unit, hizo son yea boy Frank: I heard Mark is weird... Greg: No, he's in the hizo, g money! See gangsta,..

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