What is Auto-blumpkin?
1.
To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
2.
The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce
"Why is Ian taking so long?"
"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"
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