Auto-blumpkin

What is Auto-blumpkin?

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce

"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

See poop, blowjob, ian, deuce, fellatio

Voll

1. (noun) an utterly useless person; someone that delegates all work (verb) to delegate menial tasks (adjective) a situation in which not..

Uprights

1. the recieving end/part in sexual activity(ies) "he gets it up, and through the uprights!"..

Uoi

1. Opposite of an IOU. Usually delivered more forcefully. Yeah, he still owed me $50 so some buddies and I gave him a UOI. See iou, colle..

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