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Standard black lace-up dress shoes, usually cheap and uncomfortable. Often bought for a funeral and never worn again.
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The time in every project life cycle when everyone who's been sleeping on the job wakes up and decides to 'add value.'
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The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.
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