What is Autochondriac?
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one who is always afraid something is wrong with his/her car. They will ask any passenger, "do you smell that, is that my car?" "What's that noise? Is something wrong?"
Jen is such an autochondriac she has her mechanic on speed dial and makes him 'listen' to the sounds her car is 'making.'
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Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.
A good example of Newspeak.
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