Autofacial

What is Autofacial?


1.

n. a self-administered facial, usually resulting from over-excited masturbation

"The porn flick was so good, and I was so pumped, I shot so hard I got an autofacial."

2.

When you jack off so hard, you jizz on your face.

I was watchin a granny porno and gave myself an autofacial.


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