What is Autofacial?
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n. a self-administered facial, usually resulting from over-excited masturbation
"The porn flick was so good, and I was so pumped, I shot so hard I got an autofacial."
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When you jack off so hard, you jizz on your face.
I was watchin a granny porno and gave myself an autofacial.
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One who claims to have served in various armed forces, yet misunderstands military terminology.
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a cum shot in the eye while thinking of matt damon.
after watching bourne identity i had to go get some skank diddles.
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