Autofellatiography

What is Autofellatiography?

1.

A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.

"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
53

Random Words:

Ass Mocha
1. The result of drinking a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and later blowing it back out in the shitter. It will will typically have a l..
Read more
Ogilf
1. Old.Guy.I'd.Like.To.F*** i.e. george clooney and other sexy gray haired men "George Clooney is an ogilf." "Oh you k..
Read more
Oh Oh Oh Oh
1. Used when having an orgasim or when your pretending to have an orgasim "OH OH OH OH!" -when having sex or when messin about w..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free