What is Autofellatiography?
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A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.
"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
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A seven-eleven employee.
(When entering a 7-11):
"REGGIE-REGG!"
"Reggie-Regg, Why don't you have coke in the slur..
