What is Autofellatiography?
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A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.
"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
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A derogotory word for a black person.
man: loook at that dirty velcro-head over there.
other man: you cant say that, it's racist ..
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To have sexin a vacant handicap bathroom.
Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped..
