What is Autofellatiography?
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A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.
"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
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When you can't stop buying shoes.
When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
When you substitute dick for shoes!
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1.)buttsex
2.) A sexual relationship with another man
Guy 1: Hey, you want to go have some anal relations?
Guy 2: Actually, I'm ..
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Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.
Jody: I've got more work on the Code of ..
