What is Autofellatiography?
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A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.
"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
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Corporate jargon for a layoff. Often used as a verb.
Hey, did you hear about Jim? He got involuntarily resourced action on Friday. I..
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The act of taking ecstasy, a small, white pill that gets you really fucked up.
"Dude, what was that guy on yesterday?"
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