Autofellatiography

What is Autofellatiography?


1.

A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.

"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."


53

Random Words:

1. Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothin..
1. the most talented member of pop group mcfly. full name - Daniel Alan David Jones originally from bolton. as his own recording studio..
1. Crazy bitch who be mad crazy for asian dudes. Anyone who wants to have babies with an asian dude. Man, that girl is a roggeman. See jo..