What is Autofellatiography?
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A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.
"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
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The Zing ninja owns ALL.
You've been owned by the zing
I've been owned by the zing
You've been owned by teh zingggggg ..
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The act of a pigeon jaywalking dangerously on a road, typically near bus stops.
Hey dude, that bird is so jaywidgeon.
See pigeon, jayw..
