What is Autofellatiography?
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A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.
"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
Random Words:
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To jack off; masturbate.
Every morning before work, Matt would put on a porn and throw a bead.
See bead, beed, jacking off, masturbati..
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Especially used in the hood, or by persons living by the river. Usually is a dead rat, or small furry animal, sometimes a squirrel or fe..
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when you are doing girl from behind up against the wall and you switch lanes without letting her know and watch her try to climb up agai..
