What is Autograt?
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a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.
The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."
Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."
Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."
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To bump fuzzies with another.
The act of humping.
I could not walk or shit right for a week after kevin and I did the bumpty dance.
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aka "body shower"... wash your body, but not your hair.
"I just got my hair done, so I'm just going to dunk the swa..
