What is Autograt?
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a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.
The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."
Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."
Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."
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To tell a guy a joke, while their laughing stab them and take their wallet
That b*tch was talking sh*t, so i went up to her b/f and c-f..
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when you want someone to get you a beer you call them a schleppyweg.
"go get me a beer you giant schleppyweg"..