Autograt

What is Autograt?


1.

a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.

The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."

Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."

Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."

See tips, money, bars, waitress, server


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