Auto-lube

What is Auto-lube?


1.

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.

I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!

See shit, poo, ass, butt


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