Automobilaphilia

What is Automobilaphilia?

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An unhealthy obsession with ones car, bordering on sexual. Mostly apparent in males.

Starts off innocently enough, with the person giving their car a name. Further symptoms include describing the car using adjectives reserved for members of the opposite sex (i.e. attractive, sexy), and, in the worst of cases, traces of bodily fluids being found in and around the exhaust pipe.

"Rachael looks more attractive today, now that she's got her alloys on"

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