What is Automobilaphilia?
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An unhealthy obsession with ones car, bordering on sexual. Mostly apparent in males.
Starts off innocently enough, with the person giving their car a name. Further symptoms include describing the car using adjectives reserved for members of the opposite sex (i.e.
"Rachael looks more attractive today, now that she's got her alloys on"
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The ability for an individual to cause all forms of technology to malfunction
My anti-technologyness caused my computer to inexplicably..