Automotality

What is Automotality?


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Engaging in or bearing witness to an act of sexuality between a human being and a vehicle. Also known as pounding the plymouth, fucking the ford, knitting the nissan, and kissing Mr.Walter. Know to have existed since ancient times, Automotality is looked upon by many cultures to be the ultimate unthinkable sin. As such, it is relatively and utterly unheard of.

I heard Jim went to jail for committing automotality with his volvo.

See beastiality, car fuck, doggy style, rusty trombone, rusty tea kettle


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