Autophile

What is Autophile?


1.

Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.

Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).

See mechanophilia

2.

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."

See Max

3.

Someone who is in love with their car.

That guy is so in love with his car. He's such an autophile

See car, in love, auto, in, his

4.

Someone who has sex with cars. Literally.

I rides smooth, but you may have to clean out the exhaust, the last owner was an autophile.

See sex, cars, auto, obsession, fun


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