Autophilia

What is Autophilia?


1.

the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac

"Lets have sex!"

-No Response-

"Don't worry I'll be gentle"

-Still No Response-

"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"

-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.

See sex, car sex, love, fuck machine


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