What is Autophilia?
1.
the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac
"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
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