What is Autosexual?
1.
sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
2.
Autosexuality: the practice of self gratification due to an inability (or disdain from) finding a partner.
Autosexuality is not reserved for women as the primary defination would suggest.
Being a heterosexual male, I have been unable to find a female partner for years and have just accepted the fact that I will be autosexual for the rest of my life.
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3.
Adjective denoting an intense sexual desire for oneself. Note that this desire can be combined with other forms. (A combination autophile and heterosexual, for example)
Damn, I just sprouted a big rubbery looking in the mirror. I must be getting autosexual.
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4.
Someone who rather masterbate then have sex
I heard he couldn't get it up, because he's a autosexual
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5.
Someone who is attracted to only them self
Oh man, im so attracted to my self! im such an autosexual. i wanna fuck my self tonight
6.
Someone who obsesses about cars so much, it borders on sexual attraction.
Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.
"Man, did you see that new Ferrari? It looks good enough to fuck! I can't even imagine what I would do to it if I had it."
