Autoshagger

What is Autoshagger?

A device that performs that most arduous of tasks - wanking - using the magic of electricity to satisfy the user

Jay: I ordered an autoshagger last night

Dave: Whats wrong with a woman?

Jay: They hate me

See autoshagger, sex machine, wank, autowanker

Own Your House

1. v. literally equating to "win a lawsuit against you." A threatening phrase that condenses a situation to it's final prop..

Oi You Got A Watch Spring

1. this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving o..

Tweets

1. Tweet can mean: A tweeter can be in reference to a street-salesman of small 'tweeting' devices, which produce a high-frequenc..

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