Autoshagger

What is Autoshagger?

A device that performs that most arduous of tasks - wanking - using the magic of electricity to satisfy the user

Jay: I ordered an autoshagger last night

Dave: Whats wrong with a woman?

Jay: They hate me

See autoshagger, sex machine, wank, autowanker

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