Autoshagger

What is Autoshagger?

A device that performs that most arduous of tasks - wanking - using the magic of electricity to satisfy the user

Jay: I ordered an autoshagger last night

Dave: Whats wrong with a woman?

Jay: They hate me

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You're More Chicken Than A Club Sandwich!

1. A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp. Like, You're more chicken than..

Checking The Baggage

1. "Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testi..

Swpl

1. This acronym refers to the popular blog "Stuff White People Like." One must always refer to and recognize this universal shor..

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