Autoshagger

What is Autoshagger?

A device that performs that most arduous of tasks - wanking - using the magic of electricity to satisfy the user

Jay: I ordered an autoshagger last night

Dave: Whats wrong with a woman?

Jay: They hate me

See autoshagger, sex machine, wank, autowanker

Hppy

1. happy r u hppy? See happy, chilled, high..

Eoin Mcdonnell

1. A person who aspires to be Fabio Lanzoni but realises by his mid-20s its just not gonna work so gets a decent haircut. (Noun) Hey look,..

Fbtf

1. Fruit by the foot, a great treat, tasty, similar to fruit snacks but a diff. stlye yo im gonna go get FBTF..

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