Autoshartphyxiation

What is Autoshartphyxiation?

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

See shart, diarrhea, chocolate factory

Hoffman

1. Noun; A person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept. My veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. The pilo..

Jerkpiss

1. a extremely long and plesurable urination that happens after holding one's urine while jerking off(masturbating)for a prolonged pe..

Jexing

1. Joking. From root word 'jexa'. Yo blood, yu jexin' wit me? See Batman..

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