Autoshartphyxiation

What is Autoshartphyxiation?

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

See shart, diarrhea, chocolate factory

Gwakin

1. adj. a hot piece of ass whose daily job is to eat chocolate all day man that transvestite is gwakin, i want a piece of that. See hott..

No Bend

1. a dick which is so short, that it does not "hang" over the ballsack; thus sticking straight up, and having no difference betwe..

Zombieware

1. Software that is impossible to remove, but is otherwise not malicous. Most preinstalled software. That f***ing Zombieware kept reinsta..

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