Autoshartphyxiation

What is Autoshartphyxiation?

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

See shart, diarrhea, chocolate factory

Yardsaled

1. The act of crashing so hard, all of your apparel is distributed far away from your person (i.e. hat, gloves, goggles, poles, skis, etc.)..

Ma$$ Media

1. The true name of the media, because the media is not concerned with telling you the news, they are instead concerned about making as muc..

Doggy's Danglies

1. Synonym for dog's bollocks, used in a satirical fashion those shoes are the doggy's danglies..

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