Autozone

What is Autozone?

1.

The place were the burden to keep your '84 Cutlass Supreme or comparable hoopdi alive is placed on employees who have no idea why your radiator won't stop leaking even though you poured pepper in it...or some other ignorant method of maintenance.

I do all of my car work in the parking lot at Autozone.

2.

A faceless corporation that slowly chews the life out of most employees who toil wihin their walls of automotive debauchery.

We are now hiring at Autozone's across the nation!!!

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