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child not yet eating solid food
I'd love to go out tonight, but I'm alone with the nipple biter.
See rugrats, ankle biters, ..
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jacking off
(only do when you are alone)
don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.
See 3, logs, down, mastu..
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Widespread destruction and disaster when attempting to make a quesadilla.
All you had to do was melt cheese in a tortilla but no... you..