What is Avalanche?
1.
When a really fat man is getting a blow job, he holds up his fat gut, then drops it on her head and yells... "AVALANCHE"
Fat Joe avalanched that bitch last night!!
2.
The act of "skeeting" on a girl's face, and then pushing her down the stairs.
Jimmy just gave Katrina an avalanche!
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3.
When you have sex with a white woman at the top of a staircase, and when you finish, you push her down the stairs
Ohhh man, I heard Butch gave Cindy an avalanche, Thats why her legs are broken!
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4.
When you cum in a girls mouth, and kick her down the stairs while yelling "Avalanche"
Hence the wad of sticky white fluid on face, or in throat, going downhill! Avalanche!!!
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5.
When after recieving a
after giving your daughter a sick avalanche, i was able to use the ice, jizz, and spit she regurgitated as lube to then give her a killer
valley forge like i used to give your wife and sisters. Damn cutty, that bitch is as fucked up as you; after giving your entire family alaskan fire dragons she still wants to fuck without protection.
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Noun
Occurs when you are chatting in a text message box in any IM format and you or the other person lags, the person or persons you are speaking to appears to have completely stopped talking or have DC/ed, then suddenly all of their last series of lines come scrolling up on the screen in rapid succession like an avalanche. Hence the name.
While I was IMing Killer last night I thought he was dead or asleep because he hadn't responded to my last five lines but then suddenly, I got an avalanche of his 20 lost responses.
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When a large man lifts up his stomach in order to receive a blow job and when he's about to cum he drops it on the girl so that she has no choice but to swallow.
Just as the fat man was about to cum he dropped his stomach on his unsuspecting victim and yelled avalanche.
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