Avengeancy

What is Avengeancy?


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Avengeancy can only occur when one's girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), is slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer must have a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she can be identified, and must be driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. One must spend exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer will be found in an abandoned house in North Korea. One must sneak into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. This is Avengeancy.

"Man, the craziest thing just happened. My girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), was slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer had a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she could be identified, and was driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. I spent exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer was found in an abandoned house in North Korea. I snuck into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. It was classic Avengeancy."

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