What is Avery Syndrome?
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A very concerning condition in which the afflicted person tries in school. Symptoms include effort, caring, and staying up until 4 AM working on a spanish assignment worth less than .025% of a semester grade. Suggested cures are halo 2 and poker.
Mark: What's hood, bitch?
Avery: I stayed up until like 4 AM doing that friggin spanish, man.
Mark: I skeeted.
Jorge: Avery, you have Avery Syndrome. You need help.
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