What is Avid Merion?
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A complete nutter from the channel 4 series bo selecta. Obsessed with celebrities, he is always seen wearing a neck brace. With curly ginger hair he is always noticable.
An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!
He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity
Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series
If kylie minogue was my wife i would treat her with the love and respect she deserves , and then i would say to her " hey why dont you take off all your clothes, but leave your belt on , and then i will fucking ride you like sea biscuit "
Random Words:
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When someone's really really high on e's and has definitely dropped one too many, off their tits, off tap, so far gone it hurt..
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What you say to someone who you are in lovewith but you know that you will hurtor screw over, and would rather be miserable without them..
