Avid Merion

What is Avid Merion?


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A complete nutter from the channel 4 series bo selecta. Obsessed with celebrities, he is always seen wearing a neck brace. With curly ginger hair he is always noticable.

An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!

He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity

Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series

If kylie minogue was my wife i would treat her with the love and respect she deserves , and then i would say to her " hey why dont you take off all your clothes, but leave your belt on , and then i will fucking ride you like sea biscuit "


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