What is Avid Merion?
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A complete nutter from the channel 4 series bo selecta. Obsessed with celebrities, he is always seen wearing a neck brace. With curly ginger hair he is always noticable.
An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!
He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity
Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series
If kylie minogue was my wife i would treat her with the love and respect she deserves , and then i would say to her " hey why dont you take off all your clothes, but leave your belt on , and then i will fucking ride you like sea biscuit "
Random Words:
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Someone who goes to the mall and walks around with no point, usually early in the morning
Look at that moron, he is like a skenn, alway..
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The politcaly correct way to refer to pedosexuals. Pedophiles often refer to them selves as child lovers.
other politicaly correct term..
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When a girl or guy sucks some great cock
she/he gives head like a hoover vacuum
See cock, head, bj, sex, blow job, hoover vacuum
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