Avocado Edit Meaning

1.

My boyfriend, also known as:

3rd cousin twice removed from the duke of turkey&cheese

the brother of the royal cook

and dethroned princess

Hey Avocado! What's up?

See fruit, person, boy, boyfriend, nickname

2.

when a vegetarian gives up on plants and goes back to eating meat

or when someone tries to lay off of healthy food

(its like going commando with vegetables

instead of underwear.)

Jose-hey bob you hear what happened to john?

bob-yeah i hear hes going avocado

See commando, dangerous, animal, creature

3.

A bad mood. Used by Person B to get around a Person A's defensive denials, when Person A doesn't want to admit to being in a bad mood.

A: "There's no reason to be angry."

B (heatedly): "I'm not angry!"

A: "Okay, you're not angry, you're annoyed. Can you stop being so annoyed?"

B (heatedly): "I'm not annoyed!"

A: "Fine, then you're avocado. Stop being avocado and we can talk about this."

See angry, annoyed, mad, pissed off, I say

4.

Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the gaydar spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a fruit on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.

Amber: I had no idea that Jerry was gay! He seems so...so... hetero!

Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.

See homosexuality, gaydar, fruit

5.

This word is another meaning of *FIT*-*PENG*-*BUFF*-*CHONG*

This word has been specially designed for the young people out their to use. Everyone uses it at my school, we all decided to put it up on the Urban Dictionary, Why dont you try using it, and give it a go! :-)

OMG! Blud, that chick is well Avocado init blud!

See peng, avacado, fit, buff, chong

6.

1. Avocado

when we say something is avocado we regard it as being mediochre, average, lack luster or not of a high quality

"I went to taste of chaos last night, It was a bit avocado, I wish I had spent my money on guns and crack whores instead"

See avo, average

7.

The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.

The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shitbecause they are not ripe when they are picked.

See AYB