Avocado Baby

What is Avocado Baby?

Typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.

No general interest in sex, again the mum thing.

Dresses like his mum dressed him.

Doesn't wash much.

Strange religious beliefs that just don't ring true somehow.

I had the WORST blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn't eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!

See limp, dick, dysfunction, cheap

Vavoom

1. a person (especially of the opposite sex) who looks very attractive and sexy Did you catch Liz at the party? Man...she was looking vavo..

Uro-fighter

1. A computer geek's sexy ass bitch. The sexiest piece of machinery alive. Whoah, dude, I just want to stick my penis in that Uro-Fig..

Goosed It

1. Flapped it, chicken out, goosed it. He was going to moon the bitch next door but he goosed it See goose, it, goosed, flapped, out..

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