What is Avp?
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The only movie that ever made me cry.
I walked out of the theature in tears after watching Avp.
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v. To beat someone senseless, see
Mitch: Eh, let me get one of your beers
Me: If you touch my beer, I'll go avp on your ass!
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The acronym for Artist Vs Poet, a five-piece pop punk band from Dallas, Texas consisting of Tarcy Thomason (vocals), Craig Calloway (guitar), Jason Dean (bass), Joe Kirkland (guitar), and Joe Westbrook (drums). Frequently, there are two amazing fans commonly known as Anyssa and Audrey who, on a regular basis, comment the members' MySpaces. The band's tour manager is Milton Dean, a sheep. When Jason forgets Milton at home, they often replace him with Jacoby, a hippo.
Audrey: OH MAN did you know AVP got Twitters?!
Anyssa: YEAH! And Milton has one too. He always talks about what a fail Jason is.
Audrey: Pft, who needs AVP when you've got Jacoby!
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AVP refers to the classical struggle between a mother and her children (alien) versus the innately child molesting man (predator). So called because the instincts and emotions of family are "alien" to men who only seem want to get to the females before they are ready to date (thus pre-dater or sex predator).
We had to call the police to take care of another AVP situation in the downstairs apartments last night.
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(Assonet Village Pizza) abbreviation. A famous pizza place in the town of Assonet, Massachusetts in the USA. Often joked about in rap videos and by the locals of Assonet and the surrounding towns.
"Dude lets totally go to avp, I need some buffalo chicken pizza and a nantucket nectars"
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Alien Versus Predator... a kick ass movie. The stupid humans need the predators to kill all of the aliens that the stupid predators created in ancient times to use as target practice. Back then, if the 3 predators trying toprove their might died, a giant beam would shoot down to earth and destroy everything so the aliens couldnt escape.
I watched AVP 14 times.
