Avril Lavigne

What is Avril Lavigne?


1.

A singer that is so talented and clever, that she has the ability to rhyme "home" with "home."

Avril Lavigne: "She want's to go home, but nobody's home."

Great job Avril, great job.

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2.

A complete FAKE who thinks she rocks so hard, supported one-handedly by a legion of ignorant 10-year-old skanks who know nothing about music and also worship the "hard", "punk"-"band" Good Charlotte among with Britney and Christina and Justin Timberlake and Busted; Also religiously stick to the tips given in the articles about "how to rock HARD" from Mizz. Pretends that she is able to play the guitar and write songs, and dresses up really "punk RAAAAWK", which, by assumption relating to her is over-night punk by simply wearing a tie and wristband and demonstrating a severe lack in any grammatical or spelling skills by corrupting "skater boy" to "sk8r boi", which is just plain townie. Apparently likes the real stuff like Green Day, but this is really just to redeem herself in the eyes of the more intelligent people, but really worships Shania Twain.Desperately needs to die. And it's Avril LAVIGNE for gods sake. Not that you'll really care because she's the word "wrong" personified.

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Avril Lavigne:"Omigaaaawd I am so, like, punk RAAAAAAAAAAWK, yeah, I'm, like, getting more famouser everyday, yeah, all the REAL grunjaaaas and the goths and the punks, like, worship me *10-year-old-skank-"punk"-fans scream. Sorry? I just went deaf*, look at me play my guita-"

Person with a functioning brain:"Shut the f*ck up, b*tch!"

3.

Ugly poser who claims to be into rock yet cannot pronounce and has never heard of David Bowie. Says she doesn't wear makeup yet thinks wearing about 10 pounds of eyeliner makes you punk, says she hates pop music yet sings it. Her only fans are people who are under the age of 9 and try to be in contrast to their britney-loving older siblings by blaring 'Complicated' out from their pink fluffy bedrooms.

All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further!'

Gave both punk and Canada a bad name.

Is Avril good? No.

Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is.

Avril: Like, omg, hi I'm avril, I'm like, a real live punk, look at my like, black bracelets.

Me: Fuck off.

Avril: Omg you biatch! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy.

Me: BANG!

No more avril. yay.

4.

A Canadian Pop-punk singer. She was born on September 27, 1984 in Ontario, Canada. All over the web-nets (and in most people's opinions) she is most often called a "poser" or a "wannabe punk". People seem to cant get it though thier thick skulls that not ALL THREE of her albums were crappy.

Try her first album. In my opinon, she's not all that bad.

And the reason why most people think that she is a "wannabe"

is beacuse of the fact that majority heard only her third album, "The Best Damn Thing". And to tell you shit-for-brains the truth, the song "Girlfriend" ISNT EVEN THAT BAD. Just beacuse of the fact that she sang " HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND. NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE" does NOT mean that she all of a sudden a skank or slut. Im not defending her or anything, but the first FIFTY entries of Avril were either " A MINDLESS SKANK" or "A DISCRACE TO THE MUSIC BUSINESS". I berley even listen to pop punk that much, but I LOVE the song "Girlfriend".

Avril Lavigne is NOT a shit-for-brains. She's a regular singer.

There. Problem solved.

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5.

A very talented young singer that was born in Napanee, Canada. At 16, she moved to Manhattan and began work on her debut album. She released "Complicated" from her debut album titled: "Let Go" when she was 18, which went 6x platinum. She's shown she is independent, full of confidence and determination. "Complicated" went to number #1 on Billboards Top 100. Also earning her 5 Grammy nominations, MTV music awards, MTV European music awards and many more.

And by the way, she sings pop rock, not punk.

Avril Lavigne is a very talented girl: she writes her own songs, is a model, plays guitar, drumms and piano and she is now starting her acting career.

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6.

Avril is a great music artist. You may think shes a wanna be punk and a poser because of her rapid change in clothing. But you shouldnt judge an artist by their IMAGE but their music because she is an artist. Nor should u hate an artist cos everyone else does. I mean didnt you change ur clothing style over the years ? and she never stated that she sang punk music. Maybe if everyone actually listened to her music without knowing who she was they would probably like her. This is my opinion

person1)"Cool this song is awesome, do u know who sings it? Its called Losing grip"

Person2)"yeah it rocks doesnt it, its avril lavigne"

Person1)"oh serious nah if its sung by her its crap and stupid!"

=_______________=

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BORN: Avril Ramona Lavigne.

GENDER: Female.

D.O.B.: Sept. 27, 1984.

NATIONALITY: Canadian (Born in Napanee).

CURRENTLY RESIDING IN: Toronto.

OCCUPATION: Music Artist ( rock, pop, punk, some country). She plays the guitar, drums, piano, and of course, sings. She is also beginning to appear in movies, and is launching her modeling career.

APPEARANCE: Caucasian. Blue eyes. Naturally brown hair, but recently died blonde. Petit build. GORGEOUS!

MARITAL STATUS: Engaged to Derek Whibley of rock group, " Sum 41".

An amazing, beautiful, confident, young artist who started out as a small-towngirl with a dream, and a great pair of pipesto boot! She was discovered by famous country singer, Shania Twain, when Av won a contest to sing with her hero. She made her way to stardom, one step at a time, starting out with such hits like " Sk8er Boi" and "Complicated" in 2002, after signing with Arista Records. She has produced two albums, " Let Go" and "Under My Skin" (plus several singles), and is currently working on her third cd. Even through all the critisism she recieved for being who she is, Avril has constantly managed to stay on top. She has always been originaland different from all of the other artists in the biz, and empowered girls and young women to stand up for them selves and be who they want to be.

NOTE: For all of you who disagree with me...that's okay. I'm not going to argue with you, because this is just my opinion. We're all entitled to our own. What matters is that Avril's music means something to ME. If her music doesn't do it for other people, I'm sure they will find another artist that will. Music is subjective and not everyone can agree. But that's what makes us, and music, exciting and different! If she means nothing to you, just let it be. Don't stomp on other people's inspiration. No one person can please everyone, but Avril sure has pleased me.

Avril Lavigne is my role model. Her songs are my voice when I cannot speak. The power her music gives me is indescribable in words.

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