What is Award Tour?
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A blitzkrieg-like celebratory jaunt of licking, sucking, and fucking where the total length of tour is predetermined to avoid headaches, inconveniences, or heartache.
That bitch is moving away and I've got an old lady too so we set up an Award Tour from October to November to keep that shit simple and tight.
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The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people.
They give you a plastic cup and a Playb..
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Nuttin' into a hoe of low caliber.
Guy1: Dude! I saw you leave with that skanky hoe last night! What happened?
Guy2: I took her t..
