Award Tour

What is Award Tour?


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A blitzkrieg-like celebratory jaunt of licking, sucking, and fucking where the total length of tour is predetermined to avoid headaches, inconveniences, or heartache.

That bitch is moving away and I've got an old lady too so we set up an Award Tour from October to November to keep that shit simple and tight.

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