What is Away Message Stalker?
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One who is obsessed with reading everyone on their AIM buddy list's away messages.
Dude: Where is John tonight?
Dude 2: Oh he's eating dinner at his grandmother's house.
Dude 1: How do you know that?
Dude 2: His away message.
Dude 1: Away message stalker.
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