What is Awesome Juice?
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According to Conan O'Brian's mock Boy-Band group "Dudez A Plenti", Awesome Juice is how any babe gets awesome.
It is distilled from the naturally occurring awesomeness found in things that aren't ghey like boybands.
It is a well known fact that Librarians tend to have the highest naturally occurring amount of awesome juice of any group of people.
How’d you get so awesome, baby?
From drinking lots of awesome juice?
The awesome juice has worked, hooray
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