Awesome Randomness

What is Awesome Randomness?

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"

Contact Cement

1. It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc. It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that..

Pants Stuffing

1. when girls wear more than one pair of underwear to make their butt look bootyliciousI.E. bigger Tareyton: "I swurr Kesha's bu..

J Burn

1. When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally. dude, i had a j burn and ..

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