Awesomed

What is Awesomed?

verb. past tense.

To do something extremely violent to oneself for a cheap laugh.

Marvin: I got pissed off and slammed my face 7 times into the cutlery drawrer

Tim: You mean you just awesomed!

Marvin: I don't like that you're dating my mom...

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Awnold

1. An imaginary pig who wears nike shoes and talks with a british accent. Have you seen awnold? I can't find him. See Jess..

Cement Sausage

1. An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups..

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