Awesomefulishisness Edit Meaning

1. The insertion of objects into the male urethra or Japs' Eye in a (misguided) attempt to obtain pleasure. ::(from Antiques Roadshow..

1. The phrase used by Mel B in Bo'Selecta to describe the smell coming of her muff!!! "Oh me minge is kickin out a reet pong!!!!..

1. Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption. Obliteracy can cause serious problems with mobile phones. See pisslexia, oblit..