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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job,..
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The eventual result of becoming a larkin and the explanation of a larkin's paternal lineage. A larkinsdad is a crouching, child-hu..
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1. When you get tanked in the face by a ballsack, usually a hairy one.
2. major ownage.
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