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a friend, but you can’t tell anyone you are friends because you slept together 20 years ago and if his wife finds out, he’s toast.
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Chatting on your mobile phone while at the urinal.
"Dude, sorry, about all the background noise flushI am on a Voice over IP (VOIP..
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a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.
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