Awesometer

What is Awesometer?


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The device or machine used to measure the different levels of awesome.

Mr. A "dude, that was awesome..."

Mr. B "How awesome was it?"

Mr. A "well, let me check the awesometer. Yes, just as i figured, it's an 11."

Mr. C "it goes to 11?"

Mr. A "under rare circumstances like these it does."

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