What is Awesomism?
1.
The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."
Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?
Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
See
Random Words:
1.
What the fuck, over? (Sometimes "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?)
Typically used amongst military personnel when repeatedly directed ..
1.
Water that comes from your eyes that only happens when something is extremely emotional or intense. Happens after some one real close is..
1.
an eternally binding promise (made by two people hooking their pinky thumbs together), which, if broken, will result in the culprit losi..