Awesomism

What is Awesomism?


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The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."

Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.

John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)

Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?

Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.

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