Awesomism

What is Awesomism?

1.

The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."

Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.

John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)

Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?

Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.

See awesomeness, autism, awesomicity, fight club
33

Random Words:

Unduplicable
1. unduplic(at)able; incapable of being duplicated 1) That guy's rad dance moves are unduplicable. 2) Her elegant cursive handwritin..
Read more
Yortle
1. A multi-use piece of slang that sprung up in East London around 2000. A noun - Generally used in place of something sexual or toilet re..
Read more
]=
1. A cow face frequently used by idiots during a "animal text off" John: ]=(:) lawl No one else: *cricket* See cow, beef, lol,..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free