What is Awesomism?
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The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."
Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?
Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
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The smell of your breath after eating a girl out especially one with a dank pussy. Also used as an insult.
After eating out Diane, I ha..
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To commit an egregious yet ultimately benign party foul.
"Did you guys see Morgan pour beer on himself when he forgot he was holdi..
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When something is more than unbelievable.
Wow, that sex was un-be-fucking-lievable.
See abso-fucking-lutely, nucking futs..
