Awesomist Cock

What is Awesomist Cock?

a stupid phrase that one says in the interim of a blowjob then regrets later becuase it's mentioned constantly

omg you have the awesomist cock

See utter, awesomist, box, bitch

Clever Dick

1. British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people. He's ..

Pontooned

1. Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc. "Oh, you got pontooned." See pwned, owned, Cameron..

Zomph

1. To smell the gases produced from a fart. ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets. See zomf, trump, fart, bo..

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