Awesomity

What is Awesomity?

A quantitative measurement determined by the weight of the Awesome an object contains (in Newtons) divided by its mass in kilograms.

That brick's awesomity level is off the Richter scale!

Escalator

1. When having sex at the top of a staircase, the man karate chops the woman between the shoulder blades, causing her to flinch and her arm..

Veggie Patties

1. A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike! "I'm Hungry" "VEGGIE PATTIES" "Sea King fuck yeah!&..

Old Red

1. A magical, mystical, shape transforming being who has lived since the earth was created. He supervised the building of the pyramids. He ..

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