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A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.
I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better..
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Kyle Weaver -- his hair looks like a damn merkin!!
"Hey merkin boy, why does your hair look like a freakin pubic wig?!?"
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having sex with a chair...
Guy 1: How was your weekend?
Guy 2: Not Good
Guy 1: Why
Guy 2: Steve Came Over
Guy 1: What's so bad..