What is Awful Blossom?
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When one has a just terrible diarrhea poop which leaves the contents floating in a stringy piecey mess that rather despairingly resembles the Awesome Blossom, or Bloomin' Onion, offered at several restaurant chains. A leaving which one is all but compelled to document with photos of their sour deuce.
"Dear sweet lord Donzi, I've just birthed the most sour mud child ever conceived by mortal man." "Sucks bro. Did it burn? Messy?" "Of course, although the most disconcerting thing is that it looks like one of those awesome blossoms.... We shall call it 'Awful Blossom!'"
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An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just..
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to kill or beat anyone in a video game, especially in call of duty four.
I just glock stomped you.
yea but yer still losing by 50 poin..
