What is Awful Blossom?
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When one has a just terrible diarrhea poop which leaves the contents floating in a stringy piecey mess that rather despairingly resembles the Awesome Blossom, or Bloomin' Onion, offered at several restaurant chains. A leaving which one is all but compelled to document with photos of their sour deuce.
"Dear sweet lord Donzi, I've just birthed the most sour mud child ever conceived by mortal man." "Sucks bro. Did it burn? Messy?" "Of course, although the most disconcerting thing is that it looks like one of those awesome blossoms.... We shall call it 'Awful Blossom!'"
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The face chicks get when they see something or someone that they feel they're too good for. It usually consists of cringing the no..
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The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)
I woke up thi..
