What is Awful Blossom?
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When one has a just terrible diarrhea poop which leaves the contents floating in a stringy piecey mess that rather despairingly resembles the Awesome Blossom, or Bloomin' Onion, offered at several restaurant chains. A leaving which one is all but compelled to document with photos of their sour deuce.
"Dear sweet lord Donzi, I've just birthed the most sour mud child ever conceived by mortal man." "Sucks bro. Did it burn? Messy?" "Of course, although the most disconcerting thing is that it looks like one of those awesome blossoms.... We shall call it 'Awful Blossom!'"
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meaning to be very truthful and very honest.
"do you have a girlfriend? and dont lie. keep it all the way one-hun-ned."..
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In order for you to maximize your autoeroticism, you slit your wrist and you use your own blood for lube. Try to cum before you die!
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A lollerpoop is the result of a lollergas gone wrong, most oftenly happen if you lol way to hard.
" Omg, no! i think i lolled so h..
