What is Awful Waffle?
1.
None of the below definitions have it right.
The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:
1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Firmly press a tennis racket into their stomach.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach.
Notice that:
- It does NOT involve a person's face.
- It does NOT involve their ass.
- It DOES involve a tennis racket.
Side note: this term was popularized by the television show Salute Your Shorts.
Awful waffle! Awful waffle! Awful waffle!
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2.
When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.
Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!
3.
None of the below definitions have it right.
The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:
1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.
Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.
*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
if you sit on Thud Mackey's brownies, an Awful Waffle will be the least of your worries.
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4.
me and my woman were feelin
horny and wanted somethingsweet so i gave her anawful waffle
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5.
a term used in place of
Dude, I've got the munchies. Let's go to Awful Waffle!
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6.
Whilst a unknowing friend is asleep, you bat them in the face with a tennis racket. Immediately afterwards, you pour maple syrup all over their face, making the appearance of a swollen waffle.
We sneaked in last night and gave John an awful waffle he won't forget.
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7.
An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local
1. This dude is getting an Awful Waffle
2. Did you see the Awful Waffle show last night?
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