What is Awk?
1.
Adjective used to describe an action or situation deemed as awkward.
Anthony: By the power of Grayskull....I HAVE THE POWER!!!!(Transforms into HeMan)
Me: AWK
2.
abbreviation for awkward.
awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.
"he would rather stay at the party and awk around. he doesn't even know anyone."
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3.
In Hawaii, this term is used when someone pussies out of a situation
He looks like he can surf but every time a decent wave comes he awks out.
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4.
The act of being awkward by either
a. having long pointless conversations over pictures on facebook
b. changing clothes indiscriminately in front of the opposite sex
c. seeing the above as normal
d. percieving falling hair pieces as normal
e. Being a member of loading dock productions.
Person A: Hey David, so can you ,like, try not to undo my bra so often? Yeah it's pretty awk. I'll do it myself.
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5.
its an abbreviation of
guy one: did you hear? Steff has an STD!?
guy 2: oh shit, and i was gonna fuck her silly too...
guy 3 walks up: Guys Guess what? I FUCKED STEF LAST NITE!
guys 1 and 2: awk....
6.
used to describe anything or everything. Can be used in any part of a sentance or used just because you fuckin feel like sayin it AWK! most often used to respond to a question because who ever asked u the question is a AWK!
hey juan lets go to paco loco AWK! or when answering a phone instead of hello U say AWK! This word came about by D-BALL and juan about 2 years ago from being bored one day in the bozacks. With the help from some black people and a crow the word was created and not long after we had the whole country AWK'IN everyone.
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7.
Abbreviation for Andrew W.K. To "AWK some shit up" means to
"I'm drunk as fuck, let's AWK some shit up!!!!!!!"
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