Awk City

What is Awk City?


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Awk City refers to THE most awkward situation imaginable; It is a state that not even the Awkward Turtle could save.

When one enters Awk City (in relationships or life situations), you're gonna want to exit as fast as possible.

"The Awk City Slashers," the baseball team of Awk City, is the rival team of "The Perf City Slashers," and always loses. Awk City is located 50 miles east of Perf City, and is populated by brown marshes, scarce plains, and life-size cutouts of Barry Gibb.

"Oh shit dude, last night was completely Awk City. I was about to announce the starting lineup...." (of The Awk City Slashers).

"Can we get out of Awk City please? We need to talk." This example is commonly brought up when relationships have taken a turn for the worse.

"Oh God, it was AC to the max."

See uncomfortable, painful, awkward, uncool, loser


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